things to say when someone asks you about your scars (especially if they’re being rude and intrusive about it)
I’m the type of person that never starts a conversation and then wonders why I have no friends
[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.
This is from the fault in our stores dumbass and the metaphor is a cigarette not a bag Mac.
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
Aw thank youuuu!!!!
great April Fools prank idea, replace all the sugar in your house with heroin